Women get the last laugh

Sept 25/13

So I'm having one of those days where I'm busy as can be at work and yet when I think of the things I still have on my list to get done before Friday I sit here and scratch my head wondering just what I've accomplished today. Ever have one of those days?

The good thing, well one of them at least for today, has been the ability to pop my ear buds in and listen to some tunes while doing so much work that I can't figure out what I've done lol

As I was waiting for some system reports to run I got to thinking about the differences between men and women and realized that women always get the last laugh on men.

What do I mean by that?

If a man is feeling amorous it doesn't mean anything will happen - if a woman has the same feelings there is a large probability that she will get lucky if she so desires. The odds of being turned down are so infinitesimally small that I'd need to use a Cray Super Computer to actually calculate them.

If a man is feeling amorous it is even money that there is some physical giveaway to this state - if a women is feeling the same way there are few giveaways by just looking at her. I said few as there are two that I know of and believe me I'm not alone on noticing one of them but think I'm in elite company with the second - staying my little secret for now.

If a man wants to head out for dinner or drinks at say Moxie's or see a movie he better bring his wallet as there are few times he'll be treated for the nights activities - if a woman wants the same evening all she has to do is make a call and her night is paid for completely. Now I'll concede most women don't abuse this well known super power but I do know two who haven't paid for their own drinks or meals since I've known them.

Women always know when a man has hit the big "O" so to speak whereas there are a lot of guys who don't have a clue if they've been able to help they're partner get to the same end result. Granted some guys could care less but there are those of us who feel the pleasure should be equally shared by all parties.

Now I'll admit I had one partner who left me totally clueless if her finish was what she hoped for when we were intimate, she did mention on several occasion's that she was completely satisfied but I have to say I still have my doubts as to the veracity of that statement. On the other hand I had one who left no doubt as to the outcome.....what I really desire is to find one who can see the middle ground but that is part of the fun of the search isn't it?

I'm sure there are now more than one or two of you sitting back and calling me some choice names and reminding me how it is the females burden to go through nine months of being pregnant and than experience labour.....well I can honestly say if I could have I would have taken my ex's place in that sequence as to this day I'm slightly jealous of that special bond she has with both of our children. I've got a bond with both of them, but I try and be as honest as possible and I'd be a fool to say women don't have one that has a slightly more intense feeling than we men do.......

So what other ways do you think women get the last laugh over men?