October 30/13
Please note that due to numerous, well several, ok maybe only two, messages to the IT Support Desk that management has opened up a work ticket to have the problem of the non-blogging blogger looked into.
Error Code 125HGYR817239QED1984
We have dispatched a team of monkey drones to deal with this problem, should you come across these monkey drones please provide them with the above referenced error code.
We expect service to be back online within 24-48 hours. Should you continue to experience disruptions we suggest taking the following steps:
Pour yourself a drink. This technician recommends a cold Stella Artois
Put on some music.
Close your eyes and let the muscles in your shoulders relax
Visualize your happy place
We didn't mean that happy place, sheesh, this is a PG rated blog so get a room already
Come back later and see if those damn monkey drones were able to fix the problem
If the site is still not accessible it means those damn monkey drones have escalated the issue up the ladder and you can expect the Three Toed Sloths to be dealing with it shortly - heaven help us should that be the case
In order to kill some time we suggest the following song: Wicked Game by Emika
Sincerely,
Senior Management and the current controllers of that little place we like to call Marcus' conscience
observations.of.a.single.man@gmail.com
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