Today's musical recommendation -
"Nothin' on You" by B.o.B featuring Bruno Mars
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Today's post will be a little more lite
hearted so enjoy......I know I did when I received it :)
QUESTIONS YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he
lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient
funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say
there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word
'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like
a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today
and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single
ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow
and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that
chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so
high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not
in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when
asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the
bathroom is?
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room
when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are
tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than
once make it arrive faster?
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My objective with the posts is to express my feelings on a number of topics and hopefully get people to see outside the box for you never know what you might miss by focusing too much on one thing
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